Best Friends

“Are you sure about this Alex?” Bill asked.

“Yes, Yes Bill. My Dealer said the Drug was only temporary. You have to sneak into the girl’s locker room and get me my Phone back from Mrs. McCullough before she looks at the calls I made to my pot dealer.”

“But, I feel so… naked… Why do I have to wear this?” questioned Bill in a quiet voice.

Alex looked Bill up and down, “Don’t worry, you look hot!”

“Fuck you Alex! And why the hell is your dog here? You know I’m allergic! I need some air.”

“Fine, open the window Betty.”

“DON’T! Don’t you dare call me Betty.  I’m still a guy!”

“Alright Bill… but last time I checked, guys didn’t have such cute asses.” Alex said with a huge grin on his face.

“WHAT? That’s It! Turn me back right now!”

“You have to wait! You’ll turn back in about 3 days… I think.” Alex twiddled his thumbs.

“Wait. 3 Days! And you “think”? You are so fucking dead when I turn back!”

Just then Alex’s phone rang.

 “Is that your phone? I thought you said Mrs. McCullough took it! You Bastard!” Bill marched toward Alex and cocked his- or rather her- fist back and punched Alex in the arm.

“Ooh! That really hurt little lady!” he said sarcastically. “Listen, I have to take this call”

In a furious, but still very feminine voice, bill yelled, “Fuck you Alex!”

“Oh, you’re so cute when you’re mad! But be quit babe, this is important.” Alex put the phone up to his ear. “Uh-uh, uh-uh, so you mean it wasn’t the right one? That too huh? Well, I guess it all works out for me in the end. Oh no. Well, hopefully Bill will understand.  All right, peace.”

“Who was that?” asked bill, with a hint of fear in her voice.

“Oh, it was Juan, my dealer. I have some good news and some bad news. Good news is that I’ve always liked you, but I’m not gay, and since Prom is tomorrow, I jumped at the chance to change you into a girl for a few days and take you out-

“WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD AGREE TO THAT?!” Interrupted Bill.

“Shh, shh honey, I’ll get to that-”

*THUD* Bill kicked Alex as hard as she could In the crotch. Alex fell to the floor in obvious pain, but managed to get back up.

“Listen, I’m sorry Bill, but I really have always liked you, were since we were kids. You’re the only one who understands me. I thought I could for once have a date with someone I actually like… No, Love.”

Bill blushed. “B-but that doesn’t mean what you did was okay. I mean… I maybe would have gone without you tricking me… So… What’s the bad news?”

“Well, apparently Juan mixed up the diluted version of the Serum with the Full strength version. So… You might experience mood changes.”

“Huhhh…” Bill sighed. “Well, it’s not like I had a date to Prom, and plus, now that I’m in this body, I can see why all those girls liked you so much”, remarked Bill in a strangely seductive voice. “Oh my God. Did I really just say that? Are these the Mood changes you were talking about? I mean, you are really handsome and- NO FUCK! Why do you look like such a hunk right now?” Bill began to cry and fell to the floor. “Sniff…What’s happening to me? I have this warm feeling in my belly, and I’m shaking all over. I mean, you’re my best friend Alex, but this is too much.”

Alex wrapped his arms around Bill. “Don’t worry” he said “It’s not a problem. You are my best friend, and nothing will change that. You mean the world to me. It’s all the better if we can live together as man and women together for the rest of our lives.”

Bill suddenly stopped crying and raised her head from Alex’s Chest. “What was that last part” Bill asked as an insane smile flashed across her face.

“Oh, Yeah, the other part of the bad news is that the Serum Juan accidently gave me is permanent… It’s okay though right?”

“It’s okay? Turning me into a girl was okay. Bringing your dog into here when you knew I was allergic was okay. Hell, making me wear a Bikini was okay. But This? This is NOT okay.” Bill stood up and walked to wall and ripped of a piece of the siding.

“WHAT THE HELL? How did you do that?” asked Alex in a panicked voice.

“YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY; HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMEN SCORNED!.” Bills eyes grew wide with rage as she began to beat Alex viciously.

 As he lay there unconscious, but not too badly injured, Bill walked to the window and opened it up. She needed air. Alex’s dog came by and licked her hand. It was strange; it seemed she wasn’t allergic anymore. Weird, she thought. Her fury gradually died down as she stared out at the serene, clear blue sky. How would she live like this? How could her parents understand? What would all her other friends think? As she was thinking this, she looked back at Alex’s unconscious body and said to herself “Well, at least someone I like is here for me, even though it’s his fault. He’s pretty damn cute though. I don’t care if it’s the Serum talking either.” She said, “I love you Alex”. She stood there for the next hour thinking about what her new life would be like. Would they Date? Would they kiss? Would they have sex? Bill blushed at the thought of the last one. He had never had sex when he was a guy, but the thought of letting Alex take his virginity exited him.  As she thought of these things, she let the wind caress her silky smooth hair and kiss her supple skin. She was happy. Happier than her male self had ever been. When she was a boy, she was horrible with women, while her best friend Alex was her high schools resident ladies man. And Alex had always been there for him, through thick and then, he really was a great friend. “Maybe I could live my life like this. No I want to live my life like this” she said to herself.

“Well, that’s great” spoke a voice from behind her. “I was thinking the same thing” She looked back at Alex and saw that he was awake and sitting up.

“H-how long have you been awake?” she asked nervously.

“About 45 minutes. I’ve just been too busy starring at that perfect ass of yours.”

Bill blushed “Well, I thought it over and… and I think what you did was stupid and wrong…and I’m sorry I went crazy and knocked you out, but you were being a jerk. But I-I love you”

“I love you to Bill. You’ve always been my best friend, and apart from a mild concussion, I think that beating you gave me was harmless. So how about Prom?”

Bill turned around and she smiled “Sure, but from now on call me Betty.”